Chinese People are made of candy.

Conversely, Japanese people are stuffed with hay.
They also stand in cornfields and guard them from crows.

Irishmen cannot stand the sight of a crying child. However, they are aroused by the sight of a crying adult.

In addition to impressive checkers skills, all Middle Eastern people have intense psychic powers.

The residents of Mexico city have webbed toes. Also, the men of Mexico city have small hooks all over their penises. Like a cat's tongue. Or velcro.

Vikings cannot be trusted with money.

Black people furiously and uncontrollably masturbate whenever the song "Moon River" is played.

Inuits are fiercely afraid of the dark.

Puerto Ricans are allergic to shellfish, but will eat it anyways to look cool in front of their friends.

When it comes to "Twister", White people are highly competitive and will often play to the death without provocation.